Top 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Whipped Cream)
It’s tempting to turn this Bachelor column into an ongoing tutorial on how not to be an adult-baby like Corinne. For instance: don’t brag about being a 24-year-old with your own personal live-in...
View ArticleBachelor Contestants Are Like Trump Voters
After the historic Women’s March this past weekend (and that little, tiny thing called The Inauguration), we couldn’t help but watch this week’s Bachelor with a sense of depression — or should we say,...
View ArticleTop 5 Love Lessons from “The Bachelor” (Trump’s First Week in Office)
The cast of The Bachelor left the freezing cold of Waukesha, Wisconsin — hometown of Nick and the two little girls who stabbed their best friend 19 times in a delusional Slenderman ritual — and...
View ArticleLove Lesson from “The Bachelor”: We’re All Totally Alone in This World
Last night on “The Bachelor,” Nick said goodbye to three ladies: Dolphin/Shark Girl, the bisexual who matches her lipstick to her nail color, and the one with the My First Extensions — basically...
View ArticleWhy the New Frank Sex Talk on “The Bachelor” Is More Helpful Than Harmful
There was a time in Bachelor history when fantasy suite sex was never mentioned outright, it was only hinted at. Those hints grew more blunt over the years: cameras were let into the bedrooms of the...
View ArticleThe Silver Linings of Survivor’s Public Trans Outing
Last night on Survivor, during a desperate attempt to throw a fellow competitor under the bus to save his own skin at tribal council, Jeff Varner outed Zeke Smith as a transgender man — seemingly...
View ArticleWill Eric Bigger Be The Next Bachelor? He Probably Should Be.
With hometown dates complete, we all said a sad goodbye to “Bachelorette” favorite Dean Unglert and wrapped our brains around the fact that one of the remaining men might be Rachel Lindsay’s future...
View ArticleThe 10 Most NORMAL Sex Scenes from “American Horror Story”
American Horror Story (the seventh season of which is currently in full swing on FX) trades in sex and blood, blood and sex — often at the same time. Whether it’s a vampire orgy with throat slitting...
View ArticleThe Worst Thing About the Stormy Daniels “60 Minutes” Interview
It was a dark and Stormy night….last night, when the highly anticipated Stormy Daniels “60 Minutes” interview about her alleged affair with Donald Trump finally aired. Today, pundits are pontificating...
View ArticleSex Is Life-Affirming Freedom in “The Handmaid’s Tale”
[spoiler alert!] When the state controls your body, sex is rape. The “ceremony” scenes in Season 1 of “The Handmaid’s Tale” on Hulu (based on the 1985 seemingly evergreen novel of the same name by...
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